You've seen it coming!
Buy now and get nothing for free!
Well, at least no free beer. Perhaps a bear,
if you can afford it.

your bear, you have to admit it!
No, we aren't selling bears.

get two for three beer.

And now, for something completely different.
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And now, for something completely different.
Period.